state of ryan dilks

Average Stoke fan reaction.

new doja cat song sounds shit

not a fan of the half arsed collar or the sleeve trim but besides me nitpicking that's the best home kit we've had since we got relegated

"The Tony Pulis Cap Podcast has just ended..."

you're telling me within the space of three years he's gone from not being able to get a game at stoke ahead of jacob brown to now being a marquee signing for chelsea you cannot tell me we aren't cursed as a football club

just need some rocky music behind this and we're on our way to the greatest comeback story this club has ever seen

WESLEY WESLEY WESLEY

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that’s carling not carlsberg mate 👍

Me giving Thomas backshots* Thomas: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of Johansson! Me: "shhh, its okay, let him watch... let him know you’re mine..."

just seen a stoke fan comment “👀”

we had a good run but I think I’ve got to pack it in now

new chant guys smiley face if you rate it

new chant guys I’m writing lyrical madness these days

If this is real he's an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking his value to get a move