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on the floor rn thinking about how in 2006 I was on a royal caribbean cruiseship and saw the actor who plays the dad in That’s So Raven and started hyperventilating/crying and went up to him to tell him he was a huge inspiration to me

I can't shake the feeling that our culture has past a point of no return. I hoped this new administration would facilitate a rebalancing and relieve the mounting tension created by the antagonism and authoritarian policies of the last. But I see the opposite and worse—a culture

If you’re watching a movie with someone and they fall asleep you should be allowed to take them out back and shoot them

everything feeling like this now

I’m saving the Sopranos for marriage

When I posted a thirst trap and he didn't even reply

This is like losing David Lynch for Catholics

My son said to me today, "Daddy, I think Pope Francis is already in heaven because he was such good friends with Jesus." He's 22 and completely unemployable.

Why hasn’t the woke mob spoken on Kevin’s white privilege in Home Alone

balkan women are built different

Every time I have to fit my duvet in the cover I understand why people commit atrocities

people who ask “can I call you” are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 😭

NUUUEEVAAAAPOPPPEEE

can u get pregnant off a preemptive strike asking for a friend

Nothing makes an immigrant mom happier than when she recognises an actor in something from another thing

This is one of the most stunningly sincere and human things I've seen from a politician. (h/t to Annie McDonough)

🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨 stef dag will be at Pickwick & Frolic on Friday, November 7th! 🎟: hilarities.com/events/117350

Comedian stef dag is coming to Canada! Known for her viral digital dating show, "Hot and Single," she's been featured in outlets like Betches, the NY Post, Daily Mail, Huffington Post, and more 🎤 Tickets are on sale now! 🔗: bit.ly/4lqal5B

ya I’m a “soft summer” but I’m also severely depressed

I’m bored of everyone saying their tired. Ofc you’re tired. I’m tired. We’re all tired.