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This you?

He was good. RIP.

I wish my name was Beth so I could call my memoir Bething Towards Slouchlehem.

I'm just mad this is forcing me back to Twitter.

Weird, when you say the word enough times, "Guilty" starts to sounds FUCKING AMAZING!

Cat Earth Theory

Here's your reminder Sloane Peterson paid no mind to those two goofballs at the Cubs game because she was keeping score. 🎡⚾️🧢

Now You 3 Me? Now You See 3? N3w Y33 S33 M3?

That headline is workin' overtime!

NOYCE!

Fixed it.

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I feel bad for the Dodgers that if they win tonight their fans won’t be able to beat anyone up in their parking lot.

This Stephen Falk.bsky.social rolls off the tongue.

Quiz time. A put-together 35-year-old white lady is angrily screaming "fa--ot" at someone on the street in Los Feliz. What hat is she wearing? A) Criterion B) Lakers C) Barry Season 2 Camera Department D) Kennedy 2024?

David Lynch knew when it was time to go.

Good man. (Fuck this platform tho.)

Scamander In Chief

Obama’s Iran nuclear deal was working until Trump pulled out of it. His own staff warned him not to because the alternative was war. Well, now we’re at war with Iran because Trump is weak, stupid and hated Obama more than he cared about preventing Iran from getting a nuke.