I still this this is one of the best jokes i’ve ever made Dr Disrespect

ew Oath | Tyrantt so incredibly disappointed in you. Please don’t come back to apex, we don’t want you🙏🙏🙏

These Apex idiots are showing AI a picture of their banner so it can…make a shittier picture of their banner. We’re not making it out of this one alive sorry

solo queuing ranked on this bad boy

i think if you have less charisma than Mark Zuckerberg you should call it quits on your media career

Trying to police the tweets of others while failing to police his own comment section… a little virtue-signally Rkn tbh great work😀

“They say that no one mourns the wicked, but the wicked mourn their own” GOD DAMN MAN

Undeniably ass.

A good % percentage of “pro” apex players are fucking morons. We’ve got: -Cheaters -Abusers -transphobes -misogynists -racists -flat earthers -EA shills -CK wannabes Maybe EA would take teams more seriously if they weren’t so goddamn stupid.

Yankees fans talk about Red Sox fans like “you’re broke, you’re a loser, the place you’re from isn’t as cool as me”. Like middle schoolers. Red Sox fans say stuff like “being a Yankees fan is an abject moral failure, there is a black hole in your spirit if you support that team”.

Being a middle manager in 2025 is so weird because half my team exclusively refers to me as Unc and the others just 6 7 react to anything i put in teams😭

one at a time