While I still can

If you could see inside his mind, it would just be a snowman with its hat blown off.

Herb’s got a fucking *point system.*

The scorecard thing is absolute pure herb shit. Magnificent. The dumbest idea executed in the most infuriating way thedailybeast.com/jezebel-boss-q…

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They got me!

A national holiday for sure!

I like memes.

Nice work with Jimmy Buffet! Jake Gaskill. Ya did it!

My article “How to Summon a Demon” is number 3 on google for these search terms. This is a significant personal and professional milestone. lifehacker.com/how-to-summon-…

Holiday greetings to wordsmith Rhymin’ and Crimefunkle & the other peoples' heroes at Lifehacker for including Redbox in their great festive seasonal roundup of 50 Best Christmas Movies You Can Stream Right Now! lifehacker.com/entertainment/…

This upcoming Netflix movie is about a woman who is transformed into a chicken nugget. It's at the top of the must-watch list. youtube.com/watch?v=9OWhVG…

Tired of hearing about unions. What about people in guilds?

I got hold of this unreleased track about Diddy Parties from (NAME REDACTED) a famous pop singer. I probably shouldn't post a leak, but I think it's important and sheds new light on the case. No, it's NOT AI. youtube.com/watch?v=fO45CG…

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