Happy #PortfolioDay everyone - I hope Father Portfolio has brought you all lovely presents? I'm Steve & I work in #kidlit, editorial & advertising - there's loads of chaos, action, humour (& a few strange animals too!) arenaillustration.com/artists/steve-… instagram.com/stevemaythe1st/

Motörhead, Pixies & Eno & Byrne in a row Huey is spoiling us!

Snout inspection time!

“Okra’s a funny vegetable” - Iggy on BBC Radio 6 Music - I’m in COMPLETE agreement!

The Globe and Mail

Dream last night with 7 identical black & white cats

'Thought & Prayers' - a country where any old nutter can get a gun, what could POSSIBLY go wrong...

(If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns...)

All these people with their ‘we never used to hear about autistic people’ nobody talked about fucking Pluto before 1930 either.

I only just heard about the Rapture! It was supposed to have happened yesterday? Maybe we're all in Hell but we don't realise!?! (it'll explain a LOT!)

Colin's still waiting for The Rapture...

A cautionary tail

"I'd leave it a minute Nigel..."

My friend Lemony Piles 💙 suggested the name Barbara Fishfingers sounds very much like one of bob mortimer's cat names so I thought I'd draw her.

Actual scenes at Nigel Farage MP's local chippy. (Is this just replacing the old 'dead cat' routine with a swan?)

Dan Dare - Pilot of the Future - was one of my mum’s favourites (she didn’t like ‘girl’s comics’ - I bet she never read any Pat Mills though! ; )

In my dream I was in a kind of futuristic pop band academy in Japan & I’d obviously sat on a table belonging to a particular band who seemed to be sporting an impressive Jetsons meets early Roxy Music meets teddy boy look. I had to move to another table

Happy Friday!

I could MURDER a Daleks Death Ray lolly!