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Public service shouldn’t be attractive because you can make money doing it.

this isn’t journalism it’s tribalism and it’s dumbass tribalism at best

suck it you celestial fucks

oh fuck off

(This is made up)

man he has me completely smoked out. It’s me, the maga man

can someone just door dash her something that will make her fingers messy for like an hour so we can all have a little time off

I don’t even get there til Friday but thank you cubs.

me when I check the Disney trip excel spreadsheet that was “thoughtfully prepared,” and does not include shitting my pants at Epcot

who the fuck forgot Matt forte? 15 year olds? hey let’s talk about forgotten wideouts. I’ll start. how about Tory holt! LOL!!!

I do this a lot, drift off and consider 12-6 drops and moving sliders. my wife is screaming. I hear nothing but the roar of the crowd. the bar is closing. I’m being arrested

Did you have your underwear on the entire time Alan

what a return for Bonner, who gave the fans every ounce of energy she had. she filed for social security on the way out, and got a ticket for going 53 in the left lane on the interstate

what did you expect the pohlads to do? prime is high, and they’re only getting like 300 percent return on their dad’s investment.

brother your mom traded you for Percocet and at first I was so broken and sympathetic but I’m coming to realize she absolutely fleeced that person #MLBTradeRumors

Ohtani, Judge and Trout(if it’s a value trade)