This is BBC radio Berkshire go to song at 2pm on a wet tuesday #totp

Its like a primark all saints #totp

Bittersweet symphony is true poerty This is not #totp

Marti Pellow "well guess what mate you'll be on lorraine in 20 years singing about feeling in your fingers" Absolute plank #totp.

What is this woke shit? Anti-comedy. To think the BBC was once home to Fawlty Towers, The Office, Bottom, Blackadder.. #herewego

Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday. Off to Epping tomorrow. How'd you like them apples, stalker? 🤣😅

Deadpool!!! Had to say hello!

Do you do them in a large? 🤣Kevin O'Sullivan 😆

Boom.

Went onto P*rnhub just now (truly for research purposes only to see if this correct) and age verification? Wow. Never thought anyone fancying a tug needs facial recognition Bonnie Blue's seen more releases than the marvel series.

£8 thousand pounds. Lol.

Toot toot toot toot toot. The choo choo train is taking me to Essex tomorrow. (I'd love to swing by Harlow) but this motherfucker has shit to do. Love to you Scott - i have one hell of a weird fucking stalker 🙃 😜 🤪 😅

You don't have to have a cathedral to be a city, simon. Southampton and Cambridge to name just two. #sundaybrunch

Irvine Welsh is pissed. And I can spot a pisshead at 10am in the morning a mile off. Trust me. Definitely had a few sherberts. 🍺 😅 #sundaybrunch

I zoned out. What was lovejoy apologising for? Did Irvine Welsh say something offensive? #sundaybrunch

They also kill thousands of people are year, Tim #sundaybrunch

Do itta witha knife-a to a so a beautiful-a in school-a where you a learn-a #sundaybrunch

I say this all the time. If I was out with my mates on the lash if some twonk says "hey guys I have a good idea let's all raise a glass tim and simon and all say cheers" That is no friend of mine. #sundaybrunch

Once upon a time #sundaybrunch had great guests. Great chat. This hashtag was fire. It is cold, stale, no one cares. Retire it. Refresh it. Rebrand it. Absolutely dire TV (and I watch This Morning) Have a good day everyone x