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This is a golden moment for people who like to preface their tweets with the word 'breaking'

Tell you what, though, Biden's notes app is fancy

Great exploration of Trump's apparent obsession with the 'late, great Hannibal Lecter' by Stuart Heritage who I hope now follows up with what the frankly perplexing shark/battery dilemma is all about theguardian.com/culture/articl…

The Despicable Me writer's rationale for the Minions movie is dark as shit (via Devon Ivie vulture.com/article/interv…)

If one were to take a sachet of lemsip and freeze it into an ice lolly, would the lemsip still work?

Not now Bluto

Good to see they finally took the country back from *surveys damage* the vape shops

The tracksuit industry is really working both extremes of the market today

Say 'legitimate concerns' without being a wanker challenge

This is unbelievably sad news. I've lost count of the times Jeremy's books reduced my kids to rubble with laughter. Also I was very impressed with the patience he showed every time a Succession fan tagged him on here

Alright, gonna do a GREAT BIG FLOUNCE off this piece of shit platform for a while. Same username on Instagram if you like looking at book covers

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Hopping back onto Twitter to rather shamelessly yell HOLY FUCK FUNNIEST BOOK OF THE YEAR and now I'm leaving again

Very fun #kidlit about 3 animal superheroes who have to save their city from villains! #BookReview: #TheODDSquad - #AttackOfAuntyEnchanty by Stuart Heritage & Vincent Bagitnole Stuart Heritage Vincent Batignole 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷🐻 PuffinBooks thestrawberrypost.wordpress.com/2025/02/12/boo… #bookblogger #books #childrensbooks

Come and meet the wonderful Stuart Heritage, author of the utterly hilarious, brilliantly bonkers series The O.D.D. Squad! 📅 Saturday 1st March - 11am 📍Faversham Literary Festival 🎫favershamliteraryfestival.org/whats-on/child…

Trump calm down

THE O.D.D. SQUAD: RISE OF INVISIDOG by Stuart Heritage has been longlisted for The Alligator's Mouth Award! PuffinBooks

We're thrilled to see that two of our titles have been longlisted for the 2025 Alligator's Mouth Award! 🐾 Tiny Dogs: Bea's Secret Friends by Rose Lihou 🐶 The O.D.D. Squad: Rise of Invisidog by Stuart Heritage (Illus. Vincent Batignole 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷🐻) Alligator's Mouth | #AlligatorsAward

Such a shit day to have to pretend that you deleted twitter off your phone