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If you’re not terrified by this you’re in denial theguardian.com/environment/20…

While I'm not at Melbourne comedy Festival for the first time in over ten years, I would love it if you guys could go see my friend and brilliant comic Laura Davis show. I would if I was there.

I'm in my secret laboratory separating the art from the artist using a diabolical machine of my own devising.

Huge news for fans of my abject humiliation.

It actually seems like it's Boeing whistleblowers who are themselves poorly manufactured.

Garth Marenghi tours his spine-shatteringly live fear experience INCARCERAT again this Hallowee’ee’een. Tickets available here. Not there. HERE: livenation.co.uk/artist-garth-m…

The biggest fracking proposal ever in the NT has been waved through with no environmental impact assessment. Surely ⁦Tanya Plibersek⁩ will apply the WATER TRIGGER so it can be properly scrutinised. theguardian.com/australia-news…

It is true!

When Sydney lounge ads invaded Melbourne TV: A Tedious Explanation of what was going on at Channel 10 in 1991. WATCH HERE: youtu.be/ZQzLm_5LtLA?=g… #vhsrevue

Holy crap Bec did a great one of these Guardian lists: theguardian.com/culture/articl…

How good is this?! Cheers Brydon!

I've just realised what Labour's claim the economy would have crashed if they hadn't cut winter fuel payments to pensioners reminds me of: "Austerity is the economic theory that the global financial crash was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton." A.Sayle