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Pinch punch

Because I'm so nice I alway pick up any litter on my way home from my morning dog walk.... Today I saw what I thought was a sweet wrapper but turned out to be a bit of West Ham iconography. It's surely a portent of some kind, I'm just not sure of what. Relegation?

A fishmonger would realise that a fresh kipper was a red herring

Every tennis player I have heard in post match interviews this week is either super happy, super excited or super disappointed Is this some ghastly consequence of TikTok?

Fabulous cameo by novelist Olivia Manning’s mother in her potted bio:

They sound like the members of an avant garde jazz quartet

Stand aside Elgin marbles debate

Why did the bouncing fun industry become so fixed on the castle as its edifice model? Why not bouncy cathedrals, bouncy hospitals, bouncy leisure centres, bouncy multi-storey car parks? There’s so much more scope for variety yet we have this depressing castle monoculture

At last

The fact that this image proved to be this chap's final selfie is a clue to what happened next

Definitely Nepo-baby

He should be charged

News that Jezza may (or may) not be launching a new party brought this oldie to mind

- What did Liam Gallagher say to the Turkish barber? - Maybe you're going to be the one that shaves me

This opens with an extraordinary story about John Updike that sounds like the literary equivalent of Happy Mondays recording the fourth album in Barbados

This Oasis show is bringing all the old scallies out to play

Came in when Raducanu was at 5-5. Started watching and made him wait for his dinner. So he nudged a jug along the work top till it fell and smashed. It’s like living with Damien: The Omen