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EVERYONE GET MORE LESBIAN NOW!!!

A lot of leftists on here seem to be under the impression that misinformation and propaganda aren’t actually effective and that anyone who holds right wing beliefs does so bc they are just comically evil

If you read nothing else today, please read this quote:

The Broadway community is more comfortable going after Patti LuPone than saying a word criticizing Israel

stop sending this to me

electrician: “and when we’re really pushed to the brink, we do something called ‘load shedding’” me: (squeezing thighs together and blushing) “oh yeah…?”

guy who likes it when i rake my nails so hard up his back that the scratch marks remain visible for days afterward

Vivian I truly think only you could conjure this sentence.

my teeth should be able to fold inward like the side mirrors on a japanese sedan

Vivian 'mpreg demon otters' get outta my head 🫣

a lot of you need to work on your icebreakers

i predict we are going to have a my little pony renaissance with people unironically saying “anypony” and “everypony” and “nopony” and “somepony”