Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor

when you click on someone’s live and you’re the only one watching

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Me summarising my January, February and March:

In England you can pay £137 to sit on the floor

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It would be so so helpful if you could retweet my May botanical illustration & mental health workshop in my previous tweet if you have a few seconds. I've been unable to work since December due to a breakdown (not remotely proud of this) and I'm trying to get back on my feet so

Went on a walking date because I had exactly $0. We walked past a movie theater and said she went to the movies 3x a week. I didn’t want to say I couldn’t afford to & jokingly said “I don’t go to the movies because the screen’s really big & it scares me” she left 5 minutes later

I'm recovering from a breakdown atm, haven't been able to earn much for 2-3 months but am trying to build my confidence back slowly. I love teaching people to draw plants & birds & how creative activity alters brain biochemistry to improve mental health & I've taught

this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

If you told me Netflix was making a seven part series where each episode tells the story of one of the women from Mambo No.5, I would probably believe you.

Yeah sure, bring your 17 kids to the skatepark and don’t teach them anything about etiquette 🙄 These parents are pissing me off more and more every day man

not a girl dinner but a raccoon dinner where I scavenge for whatever scraps are in my cupboards that I can eat with my hands in the dark

Working on your birthday isn't so bad when you love what you do ❤️

one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend’s mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said “when the shit hits the you-know-what”