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being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

i think this is the most beautiful thing an american has ever said

Finally wrote a song I can’t perform without crying

it's her day

For context, the budget of the US MARINES is $57 billion. They want to create an unchecked paramilitary force 3x larger than an entire branch of the military whose only purpose is the ethnic cleansing of the United States

Really weird to hear how many singers are now directly emulating Adrianne Lenker

Two decades of comics and he just tweeted it out

EXCLUSIVE: Hamburglar's investigation team found no evidence of burgers being stolen

the tim duncan of ice cream. one of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game

Sending an email is one of the bravest things you can do

Is it me or has every single facet of life and society seemed incredibly bleak since COVID?

I'm gonna pretend this is 2010 facebook and just start tweeting out lyrics if that's ok

this is my most "mountain goats" song yet

ok, I'm gonna say it: for 15 seconds, any oasis song sounds incredible, but they are unable to bring the level of anything below a 9/10 for even a second. this fucking rips but after 30 seconds just becomes tiring to listen to. sorry!

need the new beths album immediately please

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit