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The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

We've got an awesome lineup for our Trivia Murder Party 2 Comedy Show starting in 45 minutes! Come catch Morgan Jay, Andrew Orolfo, Sureni Weerasekera and me get drunk and do bits! twitch.tv/maxxeddy

why is it that when someone compliments me I look for the nearest exit

sureni, how can someone this hot be this sad? it’s called intersectional feminism

Thinking about the time I went on a date with another hot femme and we both left the restaurant without paying cause we thought the other one paid the bill

I'm at the age where I edge buying desserts

I don’t believe in myself bc I don’t believe women

Sunday night at 7 PM at Gasser Garden in SF, I will be performing with Amy Miller Johnny Pemberton @VVernale and Sureni Weerasekera This is a crazy lineup and I highly recommend you come check out this show

Very cool to hear my alma mater UC Berkeley isn’t paying performers (former students/alumni) to do shows for thousands of new students during orientation week. And by very cool I mean pretty fucked up.

millennial wealth is a zip car at the jack in the box drive thru

i’m a zillenial, you can tell because I have a middle side part

Kicking off a brand new show with Sureni Weerasekera at PianoFight Oakland **TOMORROW (Wed 9/8)** Come hang, pay what you want, it's gonna be rad!🕴🔥

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i wanna trust people the way i trust my favorite artists. haven't even listened to SZA's new song and already added it to my spotify

Tune in LIVE at 4pm PT to catch Two Joysticks and a Couch on Twitch.tv/crown + they’re giving away a $2000 shopping spree to the in-game store. #Crown2J1C

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Thursday! Sureni Weerasekera & I split an hour of stand up at The Gutter featuring Ibhan and KC KC KC ! 8 PM. love u see u there ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

oops #standupcomedy #pronouns #queer #crowdwork #dopeoplepoststandupclipstotwitter

taking an edible before bed and waking up high is like being kidnapped in your sleep and taken to a secondary location