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my birthstone is crunchwrap supreme

I forgot how fucking draining therapy is but in a good way lmao I need a nap

Sometimes I think i was microwaved as a baby

Thermonuclear crash out primed find shelter immediately

Remember suh dude lmao

waking up early to beat my worm or whatever the saying is

Guys only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (avenged sevenfold show and they play city of evil in entirety)

29 on twitter

Dune warned us of times like this.

so far i have CONQUERED 3/4 of the elements fire: fire breathing earth: cave and jumped out the casket air: levitation now it’s time for water Voyd Presents: Wet and Wild Tour

Happy Bday grandpa Jake 🎂 🥳 Don't worry I already called the nursing home and your room is set up and ready to go!

I’m now what experts refer to as “dangerously close to 30”, enjoy some pics I keep forgetting to post on here

Jake Bros ancient

Happy bday brother!! See you soon😈🫶🏻 Jake

I imagine this is what my normie friends hear when I play Svdden Death around them

TONIGHT WE LET THE SCOOBY DOO SPAGHETTIOS DO THE TALKING

Me at the all you can eat sushi joint tonight