Scout Robertson (@sxout_x) 's Twitter Profile
Scout Robertson

@sxout_x

28, he/they, bartender and stand-up comedian. Glasgow's favourite bisexual mess and budding misanthropist.

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calendar_today01-12-2019 05:15:15

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I'm absolutely gutted that Kim Woodburn has died! There is no other public figure that had such an impact on my lexicon as that woman did. She was a total one-off. I'll raise a glass to her tonight. RIP dorlin

Rich J (@richyj1504) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That pathetic ‘tribute’ from Lorraine Kelly to our Kim was an insult. She didn’t sound the least bit bothered… how disrespectful.

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I can't find the clip but I've been going around the last few days thinking about that bit on Big Brother where Kim screamed "I do NOT eat chocolate!" at Jedward

Yshee Black (@ysheeblack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All this Ginger Minaj backlash is so forced. Like she’s winning because she’s doing great. Should she not do as well so your faves can catch up?? Because that’s how it’s sounding lmao #allstars10

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For fuck sake, just cancel or relocate the show to literally anywhere else. How difficult is that for them to understand? The optics are bad enough as it is.

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An older guy came up to me after my set last night and shook my hand and said "Put it there big chap, oh sorry.... big yin, whatever ye ur... aye, hail hail" And ken whit? I'll take that. Nature's healing

EliteRockerz 𝕏 (@eliteclubs0b) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kevin Owens is NOT a fan of wrestlers using fake tans in the ring. “Bron Breakker should be arrested. None of it's good. You aren’t born that color. I understand if you wanna be a little darker.” HE’S CRASHING OUT 😭

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Can't receive a text message to log in to Universal Credit to complete a task to get paid this month because Three's services are once again down. If I don't get money this month which means I can't pay bills I'd love to know what you're gonna do about it ThreeUKSupport 🤭

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Watching Series 6 of Doctor Who and I often wonder if the Flesh two-parter was deliberately written to be a bit boring so that the cliffhanger at the end would catch you by surprise? It's not a bad story but it did not need two episodes at all