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All I am is awful

Two new songs for the LP: “sometimes everything is tired” and “little rusty spotted kitten”

one nice thing is that finally concerts are starting at a reasonable time with no openers and i won't get pushed around by beer ppl

ugh dumb tv show making me cry with the celine dion cover

maybe I’ll strive to *not* get published instead

when dinner consists solely of chicken sausage and dijon mustard

Truly shocked and horrified by the plot of Father of the Bride Part 2

today I put on yellow rubber gloves, scrubbed the bathtub, and thought: so this is what it’s like to be a sim.

10 yrs ago I wrote a poem re: the disposing of corpses (a fly, a pet, a great-uncle) called “Belly Up” but wow Rita Bullwinkel’s story collection by the same name is so brilliantly effed that I think I’ll just surrender the title entirely? Thx, crowjonah for the spot-on rec. 🙏

Sometimes I smell brisket but then I remember: There is No Brisket.

just waiting for my face to change

My head is like a MacBook Air. The fan is always going WILD. Also, it’s portable.

if ur looking for a nice google try “real colorful duck”

no why would I be rewatching cinderella starring brandy and feat. whitney houston as the fairy godmother that’s just silly, i...

the last few episodes of GG season 3 will never not be devastating. that is all.

Mountain Man covering Kacey Musgraves is very much my thing? open.spotify.com/track/7wxpR27O…

how many times does a bird fly into a window before it dies ?

This.

“Not a casket but an envelope; not an envelope, but a window; not a window, but a sigh.” - Jenny Boully’s The Body

the ice cream truck is my nemesis