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*farts in your general direction*

"Can men survive without women?" Survive? Yes. Thrive? No.

I have been practicing the art of “living under a rock” lately

Don't ever try to understand girl math fellas. Girls don't even understand girl math.

Last night's taco bell feels like my soul is leaving my body thru my ass this morning.

"You should smile more."

How do you say "I'm tired of your shit!" but in a SFW way?

Posting hole at 100k followers.

when you ask someone at the checkout why they’re buying cucumber and lube

I didn't text you back because I'm in survival mode not social mode right now.

My kink is when they still love me when I'm a complete fucking mess right now.