I’ve seen a confidential document from Lynton Crosby’s lobbying firm which advises Boris Johnson to ride roughshod over every convention and standard of propriety to pack the House of Lords. [Thread] theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

Binge watched Dahmer tonight before realising I now need to go and drag the bin round for tomorrow’s collection. In the pitch dark. Fuckity fuck fuck.

I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that, should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er Liz Truss today had me in mind of Macbeth

Seems fitting #GeneralElection2022 #liztrussmemes #torymuppets #torychaos

As London mayor, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when rioting erupted in 2011. As prime minister, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when the Taliban retook Kabul in 2021. But a sniff of a chance of replacing Truss, and he's on the first jet back from the Caribbean.

Oooof

Ah, our turn again so soon. Though surely it must be diluted by the fact vast swathes of the population are striking…

Told staff today to go for it re striking if they wanted. The government can fuck off with their ‘do all you can to stay open.’ I’m not getting supply and I’m not getting other staff to cover. My teachers can probably only afford one strike day so I’ll help make sure it counts.

The replies to this 😂

Seriously, go fuck yourself Daily Mail. I know it’s clickbait but that makes it even worse. Absolutely abhorrent.

That man bought Twitter just to make everyone see his lame memes, didn’t he?

No surprise there. I think if it was funded it would have been accepted.

I tell you what we DO know indisputably about sexual abuse cases-the VAST majority (92%) are carried out by… males. 👀

I mean, this is just gross isn’t it?

I have just reactivated the school Twitter account. Have both accounts on here. Very much dicing with disaster I know.

Sometimes being a headteacher means googling ‘what is the stuff between bricks called’ so you look like you know what you are talking about to the premises team.

The Georgia Ball mansplaining thing reminded me of my best ever example- I was explaining to my toddler how to make the little plane go up and down before the fairground ride started, when a man lent over me to tell him instead. IN FRENCH.

I’d love to know what ‘choice of words’ would make his sentiments NOT islamaphobic bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-p…

I'm not at GDC this week, but my game Dust Fleet is on sale for a massive 35% off, and wouldn't you rather have that anyway? #indiedev #strategy #videogames store.steampowered.com/app/406160/Dus…