girls always be like “oh babe I have an idea” and it’s some shit you gotta pay for

travis kelce center for kids who can’t read good

me to myself: is this guy bothering you?

me packing for a trip like, “ok if I’m there for 6 days and I shit myself twice per day then how many boxers do i need”

a16z is gonna have to wire Soham the $15M seed by tomorrow EOD before banks close for the holiday. Venture isn’t all fun & games

I got kicked out of the army for being too straight

it’s almost impossible to feel this way when you have kids

picking up a girl for a date and moving all the taco bell bags to the back seat

lady gaga—known fascist—has come out as a fan of the gays

this guy has always struck me as a slimeball. he’s like this retarded, fat salesman who you know makes up every third thing he tells you

I mean you can sit around and cry about it or figure it out. For the most part those are the options lol 😂

I just saw a guy getting around double dipping by flipping the chip around

The "almost" does a lot of the heavy lifting there

this is the correct take on shaun maguire. I could go even further and entertain very controversial ideas. the thing with shaun is it’s weird seeing such clear stupidity from an otherwise smart human. it’s embarrassing like drunk boomer retard shit constantly from him