The best example of a modern Catch-22 that I can think of: It’s illegal to block data access to researchers. (X) It’s illegal to give data access to researchers. (Meta)

Yes, Dean Preston (deanpreston.bsky.social). We started when we voted your sorry ass out.

He who fights with low class internet trolls with behavior unbecoming of a public servant should look to it so that he himself does not become a low class internet troll with behavior unbecoming of a public servant.

Severance and Lost both edge you with mysteries that have no deeper meaning, and that’s fine. It would work if billed as basically nonviolent drive-in trillers. The thing that makes these shows suck is both the writers and fans think this plot-gooning is fucking Dostoyevsky.

My new thing with sports analogies is I don’t even try to make them anymore. I just describe what I want to analogize and let people fill in the blanks for me.

Sex is great and all, but have you ever tried sponsoring an O-1 or EB-1 visa for an eligible highly skilled immigrant to the United States?

You can be dead for 91 years and the cyberbullies will still come for you.

In the Jackson 5 hit Christmas song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” the audience should understand that the young child narrator sees his mother kissing:

Just realized Tony Stark was a vibe coder

There should be a TBPN for people converting to Christianity.

Finally got an office dog.

Wait until Marco Rubio finds out where Times New Roman came from.