Another adaptation of a foreign format. It's not been commissioned yet but when there are so few slots for comedy it really feels like a slap in the face.

This is the BBC News from London.

Opinions should not be allowed on the front pages of newspapers.

He won't be laughing when they lose to Brentford on Sunday.

Found your boyfriend on google maps

Oh.

One down...

There was an unexpected reference to Forbes Phillipson-Masters on Undr The Cosh this week, the man with the poshest name in football: youtu.be/Mzov-LrrydY?si…

The first name is MINE. A pleasant surprise to make the longlist. 3rd time in 4 years. The moral here is never give up. Or give up immediately. One of the two.

This is the most embarrassing thing ever said in parliament, and parliament once had Liz Truss speaking in it.

I hope his first words are 'eyyyyyyy' and he does a double thumbs up.

You can't get sounder than the Kwik Fit founder, we're sorry for your loss.

I would happily see them jailed.

Nah. Can't think of anything worse.

Not *quite* as magic as the Three Lions punditry sample finding, but this is amazing work. Also, does anyone else just associate that theme tune with Sunday lunch?

Postman Pot.