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My boss texted me and told me I need to renew my check off for pregnancy tests (so I am legally able to perform them for patients) by tomorrow. Hey thanks for the 24 hour notice! 🤬 Looks like I'm not getting checked off cuz I'm not available. You should plan better, lady.

New plant acquired! 🌵 His name is Herbert and I love him. #Plantmama

9's birthday is at the end of the month. He requested a Fortnite party complete with piñata. Ya girl is too broke to spend $50 on something that's just going to get beaten. 😅 So, I spent $3 and I'm making this. #WIP #CraftyMom

Morning.

Sharing is caring. 🐝 #SaveTheBees

The Fortnite piñata is complete! 🪅 I spent $3 and about 2 hrs of my time. Way better than the $50 store-bought one!

I'm just trying to give my kids a childhood they don't have to recover from.

I know size doesn't matter, but my elephant ears are huge!

All the activities in the past few days have finally caught up with me. My pain is... bad. No real other way to put it. It's just bad.

Good luck 😄

Happy 45th birthday to Jhondo Prattle, the crazy "Uncle" to my kids and my ride or die of Tweeterland. May your weed be strong and your day free of dipshits. ❤️

Gm friends. My pain is somewhat improved from last night, but not stellar. But that's ok bc I've got weed. Also, if you sang this in your head, we should be friends. 😄

Not every mystery needs to be solved.

Don't bring me flowers. Clean my air fryer if you really wanna get in my pants.

The volunteers: dill and cantaloupe 🌾🍈👩‍🌾 #GardenOn

Glads and sunnies. 🌻 🌺

Hi, I'd like to return this body and get one that doesn't suck.

Gm all. I'm off to see my lupus doctor for my quarterly check up/blood draw. My chronic illness buddies know: I'm sure my blood work will be "normal."

Doctor: you have lupus, IBS, fibromyalgia, Ehlers-Danlos, narcolepsy, raynaud's disease, and severe degenerative disc disease with kyphosis/lordosis. Me: who the fuck ordered my body from Temu?

Topanga. All day long.