its summer

i like when my friends express themselves

The nutrition fact labels on food from the grocery store always address me by name

The book that could only be made in New York City…where Life is CHEAP!

i am a weirdo freak

how do you grow up?

when John Doe wins we all win

how do i get hunter biden to blrub my poetry collection

Nolita Dirtbag.... you've changed

going to the umbrella repair store is a humbling experience

fighting your boss does get your fired, but there will be a day when I beat my boss in a fight and then he becomes my slave

I just had to carry my groceries in all alone

Despite being nicknamed "fool's gold", pyrite is sometimes found in association with small quantities of gold.

it's awesome most of making movies is begging people for money

i moved to New York City to have a go at the big time

[talking to the cat at a house party]

the planet is dying and the government hates us

the animals are leaving and the aliens aren't contacting us