💨 💨💨 Fun story for your timeline today. Oliver wanted a fart costume for Halloween. Mom said no. He persisted. She said Ok, but make it himself. Dad and grandma horrified. He nailed it. Now he’s running a fart costume company. 🤙🤙🤙

🤔 🤔🤔 Overreaction or Opportunity? Wondering if this video gave her employer the final justification to end the reign of that comes with the haircut?

🤣 🤣🤣 Lol. Occupy Bluesky. And there will be no need for a 1+ hour zoom call to settle the team colors… 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🫤 🫤🫤 Yeah, no 5D Chess spotted here. The dum dums are melting over memes. Plus at the last minute, the event organizers put a memo out when they realized that their battle cry might be offensive to countries with actual monarchies, so “No Tyrants” it is. They took hours to

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Sanae Takaichi has officially become Prime Minister! BANZAI! 🇯🇵

🤣 🤣🤣 Babylon Bee accidentally posts a Not the Bee headline.

🙏 🙏🙏 “The best time to plant a tree was 30 years ago. The second best time is now.” You're ahead of the timeline at 9 years. You can do things!

🎬 🎬🎬 Time to watch the historical documents.

Thank you, Mr. President President Donald J. Trump, for this opportunity. It will be an honor to serve my country under your leadership. I am also very grateful to Secretary Sean Duffy, who skillfully oversees NASA alongside his many other responsibilities. The support from the space-loving community has

🤔 🤔🤔 Perhaps the fracture started even earlier with the relentless promotion of Op Warped Speed? That one is still thorn. No arrests, no accountability. Also 3x voter…

👎 👎👎 Fake news, Karoline. 3x Trump voter here in FL. Eggs prices are still high. Gas prices are still high. No changes. Prices are not falling. Taxes increasing. 401k is up, but if Trump or Trump-adjacent is not in office in 2028, it'll suffer losses like Biden era. We

🫤 🫤🫤 At this point, is there any group that the working people are not subsidizing?

🦾 🦾🦾 Throwing this out in the X ether... Frozen shoulder. Weirdest and most painful ailment I've ever had. Simplified, it's a fibrosis that grows over tendons and bone that locks up any movement in the shoulder in 3-directions: front, side, back upward motion. Pulling up

🚨 After getting crushed 99-1, Big Tech is back at it. They're once again attempting to sneak into must-pass legislation their 10 years of AI amnesty. They want license to steal and profit from copyright owners across America. "We must steal like China to compete against

📢 📢📢 Now do lawn blowers and edgers!

The cost of living crisis broken down.

👵 👵👵 Game over, man. Cologuard will be knocking at the door next.