🎶When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie but also another moon looks good too and you get both moons to be cool with it, that’s polyamore 🎶

Tonight, I'm hosting the last comedy show of the year at the Williams Center in Rutherford, NJ! (Produced with Hatem Gabr) ticketweb.com/event/all-star…

It’s not terrorism unless it comes from the city of Kandahar, otherwise it’s just a sparkling improvised explosive event

I'm in the Poconos this Saturday! eventbrite.com/e/january-poco…

I'd like to announce that I'm going into politics, for the country, and for all of you good people! My upper lip goes out to you!

Kid at my daughter’s daycare had a Pink Floyd shirt on. I asked him to name 3 albums… nothin!

Pleasee help Masha and her family. gofund.me/4d4ee9c4

What a crazy story! Watch the rest of it and the full ep with guests FIGGY Tristan and Boris Khaykin joining Luis J. Gomez during the YouTube premier tonight at 6pm ET! 👇👇 youtu.be/TLSkdvnEJ_c?si…

LUIS AND ZAC SHOW #045 FULL EPISODE w/ FIGGY Boris Khaykin and Tristan Bowling!

Mahmoud Khalil came to the US in 2022. He’s a Palestinian from Syria with an Algerian citizenship who found a wife and got her pregnant within less than 3 years of being here… which begs the question… why are YOU still single?

What y’all think, lying or fr?

I swear men will literally give a 20 hr speech on the senate floor instead of going to therapy

Holy shit! When my friend Boris Khaykin was 17, he worked as a phone scammer at the New Jersey call center featured in the HBO docuseries Telemarketers.

My mom is turning 69 on 4/20 in case any teens wanna wish her happy birthday and giggle a bunch

Constitutional crisis: Can Trump be President and Pope at the same time?

I’m just glad the pope isn’t alive to see that Kanye tweet

Ultimate Trump move would be flying the Qatari plane into this

The markets are loving these protests!