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the lentils

@the_lentils

lentils?! again?!

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oh don’t be angry lets’s have a little more schadenfreude before u go the winter so well edited is not any safer wash yr snipers well

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one of my favorite things about water is that water is not actually wet. its just all the things water touches are wet. water itself is actually the dryest thing. i just love this about water. i also love how small water is. every day i am getting smaller like how water is.

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top themes of traditional english song: 1. summer is the best 2. i’m going to kill this girl for not a very good reason - @tullylina

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rich or poor, republican or democrat, reptillian or grey alien, at the end of the day, if u pitch ur vocals up half speed u will sound like a cute tiny mouse

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i like to think my bed invented gravity and my favorite number was never born and my aging neck what a marvel! each day i make a plate for my ugliness. ā€œeat upā€ i say and it smiles back up at me and i just drive and drive, not careful at all about my life or my family today

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i think it’s ok that many people have feelings on this website. but the memories, aren’t they like landlords? it’s sorta weird how so many people i have known have never died. i understand. i too am so sloppy with my symbolism. it’s so funny the things you never say to a person.

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hooray for the porch spirits! their slumber is now waning and the pharaoh’s tongue, isn’t it good how it fears itself? the skin of the now is quick in its wanting and so now are we

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to hell with my emotional bandwidth. i’m goin in. divers make ready my lyrics. by the time the dawn hits yr gonna know how the weight of the not saying it don’t have a friend in me

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funny how when i lived in VT morris dancers were like mosquitoes and now as soon i hear a jig i load up on lottery tickets

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Spouse is making lentil soup and asked me to put on music so I searched Spotify for ā€œlentilsā€ and discovered the lentils and I like it

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i love music so much. it’s the moment when it hits human ears that all the trouble starts. are there any music blogs for the music you can never hear? i have a lot of great content for them