Maybe the real point of the election is the friends we lost along the way.

Folks, if you’re in line to vote, stay in line. Electing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz is that important. I mean it.

I'm mainlining sugar free whip cream. Everything's fine.

If you are in line before the polls close, stay in line. It is your right to make your voice heard. If you have any trouble casting your ballot, call our Voter Assistance Hotline: 833-336-8683.

If you're in line to hit JD Vance with your car, STAY IN LINE!

All DeKalb locations are reopened.

Now FIVE bomb threats at precincts in majority black Dekalb…

This is how much they are afraid of your vote. That's how you know how much your VOTE matters.

Seeing a lot of doomsaying based on partial county results. Hold your horses folks. Extremely difficult to extrapolate based on partial county results. It's ok. We're gonna count the votes- it'll just take some time. We went through the same exact thing 4 years ago.

I have smoked all the weed in California today. Time to drink!

BREAKING: For the first time, Senate will have 2 Black women -- as both Angela Alsobrooks (Maryland) and Lisa Blunt Rochester (Delaware) are now projected to WIN. Really wonderful news for the early part of the evening!

I'm stress-making-out-with-a-pug

they burned ballots in georgia, lost over 3000 mail in ballots and made bomb threats all day which led to make polls closing early and people having no where else to go to vote. if this isn’t voter suppression idk what the fuck is

No matter who wins, we know that half of America are Nazis.

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Something doesn't add up. In 2020 Biden had 81 Million votes, Trump had 74 Million votes. In 2024 Harris got 66 Million votes, Trump got 71 million votes. 15 Million Democrats decided to sit this one out? 3 Million MAGA decided to sit this one out? No fucking way.

If you voted by mail in a swing state, go online, track your vote, make sure you were counted. Come back here and post the results.

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