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jason byrne

@thejasonbyrne

I am the speaking the funnies man

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linkhttp://www.jasonbyrne.ie calendar_today01-03-2009 10:28:08

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Remember lads when the shit hits the fan in the kitchen this weekend there's one thing that can save the day! NO SHOW and HEAD IN THE CLOUDS tour tickets available now from my website and Ticketmaster! 👈 #Easter #Cooking #KitchenNightmares #GwynethPaltrow #GrahamNorton

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Easter's coming, and I'm here to settle it once and for all – Catholic or Protestant? #Easter #EasterWeekend #Religion #Catholic

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In England, they do as they’re told. In Scotland? Well, let’s just say they’ve never met a rule they didn’t want to argue with. Check out my website or Ticketmaster for my tickets to my tours "No Show" and "Head in the Clouds" 👈️ #jasonbyrne #Comedy #Standup #Brits #Scottish

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Gwen, if you're listening, me ma’s still holding out for that sing-song session. #GrahamNorton #GwynethPaltrow #GrahamNortonShow #IrishMammy #Singing

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Just a couple of Scottish builders in the royal box as ya do...👷‍♂️👑 🇮🇪 "NO SHOW" TOUR TICKETS 🇬🇧 "HEAD IN THE CLOUDS" TOUR TICKETS Both tours are on sale now! Grab your tickets at jasonbyrne.ie or Ticketmaster. 👈 #Scottishpeople #Liveshow #Comedy #JasonByrne

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I’ve always said I’m better than Derren Brown… and now there’s proof. 😂 I’m kicking off Head In the Clouds at the Edinburgh Fringe this August — come see me before the madness spreads. 🎭 Tickets via @assemblyfest! #Comedy #AudienceInteraction #Finance #Bankers NextUp - Live Comedy

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Happy Dublin Pride Weekend! Nothing says progress like watching my 80-year-old dad absolutely butcher it. 😂 #HappyPride #DublinPride #JasonByrne #StandUpComedy #Irish #IrishFamily #ModernLife

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Shout out to anyone who’s looked at men and gone, “You know what? I’m grand.” 🌈 #PrideWeekend #DublinPride #Pride #Ireland #JasonByrne #StandUp

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You haven’t lived till you’ve been loose in the boot of the car with your da doing 70. 🚗 I’m off around the UK with my new show Head In the Clouds — come along before I drift off completely. Ticketmaster.co.uk or my website 👈 #FathersDay #JasonByrne #Irish #Dad

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It’s nearly Father’s Day, so thinking about how you'd end up in a tree if you gave your da cheek back in the ’80s. 🍦🌳 Heading to the Fringe? I’ll be there with Head In the Clouds – find me at @assemblyfest and bring your da. Or don’t. #FathersDay #JasonByrne

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To all the dads out there, past, present, especially dads like my dad who had No filter jasonbyrne.ie for all tour tickets #jasonbyrnecomedian #comedy #fathersday

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Walked into a coffee shop in Liverpool... left questioning if I even speak English. ☕️ #AccentProblems #Liverpool #CoffeeShop #LiverpoolAccent #StandUpComedy NextUp - Live Comedy

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Back at the Edinburgh Fringe this year with new stuff - my new show Head in the Clouds. 😶‍🌫️ And yes, it’ll be absolute mayhem as usual. Tickets via @assemblyfest — get on it! #JasonByrne #EdFringe2025 #HeadInTheClouds #LiveComedy #AssemblyFest #EdinburghFringe #IrishComedy

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All I’m saying is... if assisted dying becomes legal, a lot of Irish men should start sleeping with one eye open. #JasonByrne #IrishComedy #LiveComedy #AssistedDying #Relationships #wife NextUp - Live Comedy

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Music these days just doesn’t involve enough flailing limbs, if you ask me. 🎪 Missing Glasto? Come see Head In the Clouds – tickets at Ticketmaster.co.uk or jasonbyrne.ie 👈 #Madness #Glastonbury #IrishComedian #StandUpComedy @madnessband NextUp - Live Comedy

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A builder, his wife, and a perfect example of marital survival skills. #StandUpComedy #Marriage #Builders #IrishComedy #LiveComedy

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Some of these modern trades sound more like Pokémon than jobs.⁠ ⁠ If you’re planning your Fringe and fancy a bit of mayhem, Head In the Clouds lands in August. Tickets via @assemblyfest. Do the thing.⁠ ⁠ #Trades #Onthetools #AudienceInteraction #Comedy #LiveComedy

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Wimbledon? Please. Try dodging a Swingball coming at your head like a wrecking ball. 🎾 Fringe folk! My new show Head In the Clouds lands in Edinburgh this August, grab your tickets now through @assemblyfest.

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Heading back to Edinburgh this August with Head In the Clouds – and yes, the Scots will 100% be explaining things mid-show. Again. 😂 Tickets via @assemblyfest. #JasonByrne #EdFringe2025 #HeadInTheClouds #LiveComedy #AssemblyFest #StandUpComedy #EdinburghFringe #IrishComedian

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Only in Belfast would a taxi be the start of a group adventure. Anyone else had that carry-on? 🚕 #JasonByrne #StandUpComedy #Belfast #Taxi #IrishComedy #LiveComedy