Morning, everyone 😊

I have been dressing as a Vampire since the age of 5, if I don’t get to the premiere of this I will sue!

Instead of giving small businesses shitty reviews on Google for the world to see, why not contact them to discuss & them a chance to address your grievances? Unless of course it makes you feel important trashing small businesses - then you're a cunt of the highest order

I am appalled by what has taken place in cities across the UK this weekend. We have seen racists terrorising local communities, raiding shops owned by people of colour, and what look terrifyingly like attempted lynch mobs. The racist protesters have been chanting “stop the

When leaders like Starmer blather on about “tough choices”, why is it *always* code for hitting some of the poorest hardest? Where’s the “tough choice” of a wealth tax on the super-rich? Why do shivering pensioners have to pay the price for “fixing the foundations”? #bbclaurak

Boris Johnson is such a cunt isn’t he? Just a massively spoilt, entitled, lazy, arrogant, self-centred, thick as shit, moronic liar, with not an iota of respect or thought for anyone else but himself. Gone full Malcolm Tucker there, but it’s all true 🤷🏻‍♂️ #itvnews #LiarJohnson

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DO IT AGAIN | OCTOBER 20TH The Lord may have rested on the seventh day. But I am Sevenths; alas, I cannot 😮‍💨 To celebrate one year of Grow Up!, I'm releasing this track that I briefly teased on the 3am Interlude! 🥳 PRESAVE HERE: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/se…

Worst episode of Carpool Karaoke EVER!!

The Royal Family is a symbol for the parasitism of our society, lazy, useless people with no skills and who are horrible to boot who receive huge amounts of our money for nothing and expect to be praised too. How about, NO.

Nice tantrum, but don't go storming off yet, you little prick. The Covid Corruption Commissioner may want a word.

Why do rich people think they work harder than everyone else. That they should be able to keep ALL their money, and the rest of us can pay for public services that we all use? Most of them just got lucky

Britain today: Record numbers turning to food banks while a billion-pound-hat gets a private escort in its own fancy Royal carriage. And we’re made to pay for it all too. Couldn’t make it up. Totally normal island. #dispatches

The Royal Family embodies everything that's rotten about our society: class privilege, snobbery, deference, stasis, self-delusion. They are the keystone in a vast edifice of class privilege. Until we #abolishthemonarchy we will struggle to be a normal, decent society. #dispatches

The absolute state of this. What the fook has he got on his head… seriously!

Zero sympathy for: - Dyson - The Royals - The Tories - Farmers - Clarkson - Trump - Private Schools All getting their comeuppance. And about bloody time.

I take one tablet daily, the only reminder that I'm living with HIV. It keeps my viral load undetectable, meaning that I can't pass HIV on. I can expect a normal lifespan. One of the greatest challenges is stigma, due to a lack of knowledge. HIV has changed. #WorldAIDSDay

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

Call in sick to work and listen to the new #Sugababes on repeat. You won’t regret it.