5 years ago from a 30 Rock auction I bought the actual photo from Jack's desk of his mother. I have since displayed it prominently amongst our family photos. Only one visitor has ever noticed.

My favorite video of Gold Ship is that he loved France so much he broke from the line in the entrance ceremony of the Arc de Triomphe G1 race and started showing off in front of the audience while the jockey couldn't do anything about it. French people loved Gold Ship for this

RFK Jr looks like a dog who falls for the fake-thrown-ball trick every time

we will destroy you

c’est moi

tech disruptors before they’re mainstream: hell yeah we’re disrupting the system tech disruptors once they become mainstream: yeah that new idea those new people have won’t work, our industry is completely un-disruptable, like a pantheon of mythological gods we are

I am v. obtainable

date: so, what do you do for work? me (mouth full of food): robot child abuse. (swallowing) smack 'em with signs and shit.

I was declared legally dead at a McDonalds Playland and some presence from the undead realm has been following me since I came back

stop pretending like your dog doesn’t have time to talk to me!!

it’s monday and i just remembered yesterday i meant to listen to earl sweatshirt/frank ocean’s sunday

the Z stands for riZz

Hi mom. Yeah I’m still in California. Yes I’ve been wearing my vest. Well today they made us patrol MacArthur Park. It was boring. I stepped in bird shit five times and pointed my gun at a goose. No I didn’t arrest anyone, but the lieutenant says we did a good job anyway.

oasis

this is my emotional support billion dollars

these are a few of my favourite things

Sanitation workers should be making $100k a year imo with healthcare and a pension.

In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers And they just wash against me Like the sea into a pier