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Imagine being MAGA and having to change your core principles over and over again to match to Trump’s whims in a given week Must be exhausting (and humiliating)

Katy Tur loves to stick up for Donald Trump. It's gross, Katy. Stop it.

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For anyone keeping track of Trump’s "two weeks" promises his ‘I’ll have a replacement for Obamacare in two weeks’ promise was just a smidge over 257 weeks ago

Answer the question you dumb MAGA chucklewagons

Gimme Two Weeks By Lynyrd Skynyrd 🎶Trump was a'snorting some drugs Into his big nasty mug With a girl named Bibi Netanyahu When in walked a man With some bombs for Iran And he was looking for a' you know who

Of course he says this on Juneteenth

Trump said he needs two weeks to negotiate a cease fire between Alex Jones and Laura Loomer

Bounty hunters? Militia freaks? Security guards? Repo guys? J-sixers? Who TF knows. When fake cops are murdering elected officials, all of these cowards in assorted unidentifiable costumes who refuse to present ID need to be reported as law enforcement imposters.

Trump has spent over 22% of his presidencies golfing, so don't let that bloated orange fart-bag tell you "we have too many federal holidays"

His golf game is like his presidency: Lies, mulligans, and zero accountability. #TooWeaks to swing straight🤡

We had a political assassination in America six days ago and nobody's even talking about it anymore. To hell with this 24-hour news cycle bullshit

This MAGA civil war is delicious to me

Hey JD Vance — nice of you to finally make it out to California. Since you’re so eager to talk about me, how about saying it to my face? Let’s debate. Time and place?

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