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Hahaha in 2022 I did fucking none of this

The saddest thing that ever happened to me on Twitter is when the white pube unfollowed me and I was no longer an art ho

Every social media app knows I have a man in my life bc they’re all advertising fertility treatments to be. Stop. Ur embarrassing urself.

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“National cake” - Farage there showing he doesn’t understand economics.

It’s refreshing to hear at least one politician, Nigel Farage, actually mention that we’ve gone from spending 7% of the ‘national cake’ to 11% on the NHS & the results haven’t improved. France spends similar & gets much better outcomes. The NHS is simply outdated. #ITVdebate

It’s summer. My twitter is once again open and I started by accidentally retweeting a tweet in support of reform UK - VOTE LABOUR OR GREEN

The front camera on the iPhone 15 is so good that I now look like an aged hag. Miss the iPhone 12 and it’s soft focus, Vaseline on the lens aesthetic

I have come to the conclusion that there’s no bad Chappell roan song

Being given Diet Pepsi when you wanted Diet Coke is like trying to pick up some smack and being giving methadone

Paddington - reactionary, tainted by association w the UK monarchy. Winnie the Pooh - cannot be appropriated by forces of capital; hates to be productive. No moral in any story, just a fat lazy bear who loves hanging out. Anti-work icon. Someone fund me to continue this Research

I’m on my way to London for #SMSociety where I’ll be speaking about the multilevel marketing of masculinities by reactionary political influencers and their social media audiences — supported by We are now Research Ireland. If you’re at the conference, please do say hello 👋🏻

Amazing to see Jamie Lee Curtis didn’t stop playing guitar after freaky Friday

She’s not looking impressed

♱ 𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔩 Everyone is taking about these women like the paper is from the ‘40s and they’re all dead. This was just thirty years ago! “Femme lesbo scientist” is only 55! Go find your assertive lesbian milfs! She’s buying ham at Costco right now, unaware her old want-ad is on Twitter!

Never before has a grief been more spoken