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First tweet coming 6am tomorrow.

Man with a moustache: Are you also growing your moustache for Movember? Me: No, I support prostate cancer year round.

I live between a Dominos and a KFC. MTV welcome to my suicide note.

Girls on Drunk blokes dating apps at the pub 🤝 Calling me Pedro

Life hack if you forget your headphones at home. Just sniff a permenant marker. The day just flies by!

Ordering chicken breast at the butcher Keep the nipples on

Got called Pharlap at the urinal By a man with a bigger dick than me Just love people paying it forward.

I'm reading Anne Frank for tips on Self Isolating Tip #1 Don't be Jewish

Yeah I got PTSD Poo Turd Shit Diarrhoea

Would love a reverse hyperbolic time chamber right now or as the doctors call it a coma.

it's been 69 days since i shat myself its also my birthday the best gifts are the one's you give yourself

The prisoners dillemma but it's two friends on either side of a glory hole