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My brother gave me a lifeline as a child.... Tickets available NOW for my tour show HA!MILTON ⭐ Head over to miltonjones.com today! #miltonjones #ukcomedy #comedian #standupcomedy #standup #jokes #puns

My tour is heading your way.... Unless you live in Paris. 🐭 Tickets on sale NOW from miltonjones.com ⭐ Look forward to seeing you there! #comedy #standupcomedy

A book recommendation...📖 #miltonjones #ukcomedy #books #booktok #bookrecs #comedy

Some strange people out there... Come and see one of them live on stage! Catch HA!MILTON live across the UK now! Tickets available from miltonjones.com

The voices in my head told me to say something clever for April Fools Day… but now they’ve gone suspiciously quiet. 🤔🎤 One thing that’s definitely not a joke—HA!MILTON is back for 2025! ⭐🎟 Grab your tickets now at my website. #AprilFools #Comedy #StandUp #UKComedy

Not him again…

Just incase you wanted to know how I liked my tea...☕ #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #comedy #tea #brew #penguins

I've always said, words are powerful 🚁 🅷 You know what’s stronger than words? A good gift. Like tickets to my tour - miltonjones.co.uk #miltonjones #ukcomedy #comedian #standupcomedy

It took me ages to become a comedian...but I owe it all to my brother #miltonjones #ukcomedy #comedian #Nationalsiblingsday #siblings #brothers

Want to know the easiest job in the world? Come along to HA!MILTON touring across the UK now, who knows what wisdom I may impart... #miltonjones #ukcomedy #Australian #jobs #work #psychiatrists

When you come to my show, don’t park like I do… 🚗 Tickets for HA!MILTON are still available—unlike my van, which has mysteriously vanished. Click the link in bio or visit miltonjones.com for dates and tickets! 🎟 #ukcomedy #parking #fines #parkingtips #driving

I always followed my teachers instructions. 🧑‍🏫 #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #teachers #advice

It's important to donate to charities this World Environment Day....🐘 Tickets to HA!MILTON are a guaranteed laugh. Book now at miltonjones.com ⭐ #worldenvironmentday #elephants #ukcomedy #comedy

In case you were wondering what I bring backstage… 🧸 Come see what I bring on stage at my HA!MILTON tour—tickets still available! 🎟 Grab yours now via the link in bio or at miltonjones.com. #StandUpComedy #MiltonJones #LiveComedy #Backstage #Lucky

I'm so sorry about this, but I need to announce the cancellation of several dates from my ongoing Ha!Milton Tour. Ticket holders for the cancelled shows will be contacted directly by the venue box office.

I was talking to a nurse the other day.... 🏥 #WorldNursesDay #NursesDay #NHS #Comedy #Nurses

Just a calm, reasonable chat between two global superpowers. Nothing to see here...🇷🇺🇺🇸 #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #Russia #America #Trump #Putin #Politics

Careful where you flash your passport this summer….✈️🕵️ #ukcomedy #comedian #standupcomedy #britishpassport #travel #passports

We need to be asking the Government hard questions.... #LocalElections #ukcomedy #ukstandup #Politics #UKPolitics

My father was a dustbin man.... #fathersday #miltonjones #ukcomedy #dad #comedian #standupcomedy #standup