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Women be like “I love men with beards!” Me: give me 2 weeks.

I just went to a laundromat at 8 am on a Saturday, in case you were wondering what my life is like…

I just smashed a double double animal style but you don’t give a f**k…

Reminder that Breaking Bad was a TV show about the U.S. healthcare system.

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My job is usually controlled chaos. Today, on this monday, it was absolutely unbridled f*cking chaos chaos… I wasn’t going to drink this week… 😬

Missed call? That’s kinda presumptuous…

I was digging the acting performance of Isaiah Mustafa on the show Cross, and I always dork out on Imdb and look everyone up… Turns out we were born in the same city about 6 weeks apart! It’s silly I know, but cool to me!

Snickers bar comes in a “share size” Hahaha! Yeah right!

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I have a girlfriend now so you can all basically f*ck off…

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