convinced sonos is just an elaborate scheme to stop us from listening to music

Cheers!

I am always about to cry when I watch the Mets play regardless of whether we win or lose

Howie Rose’s call of Pete Alonso’s go-ahead homer in the 9th is EPIC 🗣️

Theo Kandel (Theo Kandel) put together the ultimate Dinner Party Playlist for you. He even organized it into courses of a meal! See what's on the menu on BGS: bit.ly/3N6xPO0

The Rizzler showing up at Citi Field like Gandalf at the Battle of Helm’s Deep

playing a venue you’ve played at before and you automatically connect to the wifi… unnnnhhhhgghhh 🤤

saying “nice costume” to every mustached dude in Williamsburg wearing blundstones and a carhartt jacket (we are matching)

turns out it’s way more fun to listen to house music at the gym than the audiobook of Foundation by Isaac Asimov

holding two beer bottles in one hand gotta be one of the coolest things you can do

brooklinen texting me every single day about somehow another sale is the only thing I can rely on in 2025

listen you’re either bowling 6 games straight and drinking 3 pitchers of beer with me or you’re bowling 6 games straight and drinking 3 pitchers of beer against me

on tour and didn’t have space for any other shoes. I’m putting up 80s for 10 reps on shoulder press while wearing blundstones. i am the final evolution of your bushwick boyfriend

aaaand we’re back. day two of tour, lifting in blundstones because they’re the only shoes i brought. today we’re doing some good incline bench 225lbs for 6 reps. easy shit. tell your granola boyfriends that they better step up or step out of the boots

you know what **blacking out** i actually enjoy the taste of malört **discretely throwing up back into my cup**

eyyyy the Eating & Drinking & Singing With My Friends EP is out! “The Painters” with Jordy Searcy “Lunch” with Kate Stephenson and Goldenn “Nothing New” with Katie Lynne Sharbaugh open.spotify.com/album/4faz6Mxh…

when the commodore puts out their outdoor tables… it’s go time for me and every other carhartt mustache brooklyn boy

when I dry my hands in a public bathroom now I start with the paper towel and finish with the air dryer. really adds a nice finishing touch

“For Oliver, My Friend”: An Essay by Theo Kandel Singer/songwriter @TheoKandel shares his personal essay 'For Oliver: My Friend,' an elegy that honors his late friend Oliver’s legacy – how he is remembered, and how he lives on in spirit and in song. atwoodmagazine.com/essay-theo-kan…

you either die a Gibson lover or live long enough to see yourself become an insufferable Martin guy