Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.

i'm in! RT Adrian Crook: Yes. I'm throwing a non-viewing party. RT Ramon Vawda: Anybody want to join me not watching the Grammys?

Post-modern graffiti: pic.x.com/UFHA6N31OC

GOOD NEWS... If you make minimum wage you don't have to pay income tax or eat.

The Muppets Take Manhattans #DrunkFilms After Midnight

I would rather eat a meatloaf prepared by Hannibal Lecter than watch 5 minutes of Glee.

If I had a dollar for every time a drop of piss decided to come out when I put my dick back in my pants, I'd have made about $85 just now.

Calm down, vegans. I don't want your food.

You know it's been a good day when you finally take your pajamas off - and put some new ones on.

Let's get this all over with: the Super Bowl should be Ore vs Seattle.

The movie "Black Hat" came out today. I went and saw it for you. It sucked!

Let's go, Texas!

The thing that worries me most about caffeine is that I genuinely feel happier and more optimistic when I have it.

I just ate a $30 steak but what I really loved was the 2 pieces of tiny corn in the salad.

The secret to why Apple keeps changing the MacBook charger: on.mash.to/1C6LhqQ