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bridal shower ok. baby shower, sure. but what we really need is unemployment showers - imagine you get laid off or quit your job and you throw a party and all your friends have to bring you gifts

How’s everyone doing? I’ve been mia for a while but thought I’d come back, check in, and say hello 👋

Been away for a minute. What did I miss?

Been away from here but had to come back to view the train wreck everyone is talking about. Anyone else?

Twitter is the only place to go for earthquake news