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Beer Drinking Army Vet

@thomas_garrard

I love the Atlanta Braves. I love freedom and individual liberty. Once a soldier, always a soldier. Iraq War Veteran. U.S. Army. Fuck Twitter.

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In WW2, we put citizens in camps because they looked like the people that bombed us. In GWOT, we brought the people we were bombing in with open arms. Honestly, I’m not usually impressed with stupidity, but that is next level.

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The thing foreigners don’t understand about the U.S., we can just do stuff. Because we can. Owning a sword is easy. So is owning a cannon. Want to fight a buffalo with your bear hands? You’ll lose, but you CAN. Want to build a flux capacitor in your garage? Good luck getting 1.21

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The people with the power to make arrests (FBI), sends evidence of crimes to the people without the power to make arrests (Congress). They then hold hearings, and no one gets arrested.

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Fun fact that I love. When we detonated the first atomic bomb at Trinity Test Site, we really didn’t know if splitting an atom would trigger a spiraling event, splitting every atom in the universe. We still tested it. Americans. We’ll blow up anything, even the universe, just to

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I’ve always wanted to use the terms “extinction level event” and “event horizon” in a sentence. I’ve just never found a way to insert them in polite conversation.

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If you haven’t noticed, I love my country. I offered to die for it. I want my tombstone to say “This dude unapologetically, and sometimes obnoxiously, was American.” Greenlanders will visit my grave and thank me. 😂