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The good folks at @precor should make a Leaning Post to match their other machines, for people to lean against while chatting. Observation of actual machine use by Saturday Morning Gym People suggests such a thing is VERY MUCH IN DEMAND.

Barry Manilow comes out as the only person in America who thought Barry Manilow was in the closet.

With proper funding, there'd be a whole crew of pigeons there. x.com/ChuckModi1/sta…

Siiiigh. For *years* now I’m only able to back up my @apple devices immediately after rebooting them. Why is this so hard?

*NOBODY* SAYS 'POTAHTO'. Indeed, call the whole thing off and then seek neurological attention.

I hear poorly rated Morning Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore).

I really hope Nick Mullen is next in line for WH Communications Director.

Dr. Goodwrench, D.V.M. says: When repairing *your* animal, be sure to only use genuine parts from a reputable dealer. x.com/DailyCaller/st…

Pornwater!

USP Lo Assn'. Much better than that Mexican herbal lo-assn' you have to buy with bitcoin.

WHO LEAVES A TIE GAME IN THE 9TH INNING? YOU ARE ALL DEAD INSIDE ⚾️

ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

And after you fix the problem yourself, it takes literally a full day to restore an iPhone backup.

During which time, of course, you can’t use the phone at all. Using it probably isn’t all that important to you, which is why you spent TWELVE HUNDRED DOLL HAIRS on it.

THE HITS KEEP COMING

I’ve been missing Steak-umm ever since I went verifitarian, so I am really looking forward to being able to eat ‘em again now.

Dates must henceforth only be stored in a middle-endian form x.com/TrumpDBA/statu…

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