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grail status awaits on thursday. nunchucks to be auctioned off via tickle shitz. as well as meat watch. meat squiggle stickers. some other fuckable shid. horrifically back truly doesn’t begin to describe just how goddamn incomprehensibly over.

the plushies have become so fuckable for so long they don’t know what the fuck is going on.

landed in nyc. spending the entirety of the trip performing dane cook’s album “harmful if swallowed,” in its entirety dressed as alf in times square. the type of endurance that would make david blaine’s shit his pants. this is how we onboard retail. this is how we build.

good meat.

last week, the visionary, the enigma, shared the creatures that he’d found at an abandoned kohls in elkhart indiana during a silent jenkem retreat. today they’ve surpassed the market cap of circuit city, trunk club, bowflex and joanne fabrics. still think we’re early anon?

is it me again?

beef fucking brothko.

we are horrifically fucking back. or eating tube steaks and sweating the lips and holes of a generation.

we are so fucking back.

heft was fucking sick. a glorious sweaty fucking mess with some of the best. in which I changed from human to sun-maid raisin. and emily made some fucking bouquets for the artists there, mine kindly had bones attached to it. meat in the end. huge thank you to ned, mp and adam.

good meat. today. knudsen drives his segway into the heart of nyc. the location is located directly below an auntie anne’s pretzel. we only made 200 of these little fuckers so not positive if they’ll all be claimed or how fast they’ll go. if you have to ask, you’ll never know.

here’s the fucking map. it’s right next to the glorious swavarski crystal store that is also selling fuckable crystals to celebration the occasion. there will be a knudsen prayer station for those that celebrate as well. thank you for your attention in this matter.

we are so fucking back.

not sure who needs to hear this but a massive fucking thank you from the bottom of the enigmas loose bowels. we are so fucking horrifically back.

honestly good vibes town dudes are fucking consensus very fucking good vibes. we’ll be having a surfing event with them in wolf creek, the retention pond outside of chicago. we are so fucking back.

the enigma at one point during the event summoned an orb that made the fuckable plushies come to life. very few witnessed this phenomenon. but those that did shit their pants immediately. bull market is inevitable. we are so early.

good meat.

words to live by. we are so fucking back.

we are so fucking back. third 169 dive bar shidding competition.

we are so fucking back. higher.