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Maybe the true epstein list is the memes we made along the way

We knew some of you were low, but we didn't realize you were "get over the Epstein story" low.

Imagine, if you can, the odor of a trailer full of rotting cod and haddock on 100 degree day. That's what this whole Jeffrey Epstein business smells like. At each step it gets fishier and fishier. Now we're told that there is no client list, no one was being blackmailed, no

“μετανοεῖτε καὶ πιστεύετε ἐν τῷ εὐαγγελίῳ” —Jesus, Mark 1:15

If Trump wanted to drive many of his supporters into the waiting arms of Musk’s new party, dismissing those who are concerned about sex-trafficking would be the way.

🧵 Does Planned Parenthood need federal funding to survive? Well, let’s take a look at their finances. Planned Parenthood’s 2023-24 Annual Report, reports a total revenue of approximately $2.03 billion.

Just finished an interview with Scott Jennings in advance of him speaking at the Issues, Etc. “Making the Case” Conference next week.

I don’t know how much more 4D chess I can take man.

People lost friends in their support of Donald Trump. People were excommunicated from family in their support for Donald Trump. People lost jobs in their support of Donald Trump. People went to jail in their support of Donald Trump. Imagine how they must feel right now being

Even if there is absolutely nothing to the Epstein thing, this is the worst way to handle the controversy.

"I think I just saw a funnel cloud. Quick, honey, turn on NPR!" NPR: "David is an artist who lives in Nebraska with his two husbands. Here's why he fears deportation..."

If you think NPR listeners are shocked by the funding cuts, wait until the find out Hunter’s laptop is real.

Slowly watch the video in question and let me know if you need any further explanation x.com/TheBabylonBee/…

Johhny Carson’s Tonight Show made a $200 million annual profit ($1 billion in today’s dollars) and was 30% of NBC’s revenue. Colbert’s Late Night LOST $40 million a year. Firing him was a no brainer for a new owner.

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We know more about the 2 people on the left after 4 days than the guy on the right after 12 months.

.Democrats don’t know that it’s 2025.

Stay away from ideologies that teach you that one demographic is the root of all your problems. They're all toxic and full of losers and miserable souls.