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Unequal distribution of fathers is one of the biggest inequalities in the UK. 95% there for those at the top, mostly not for those at the bottom. My Times column: thetimes.com/comment/column…

Should I buy a robot mop and vacuum?

My guess -- call me crazy -- is that this is only true for some people, some of the time

Why does the Germany to Denmark tunnel, which is eleven miles long and forty metres under the sea, cost £6bn? And the new Kent to Essex tunnel (3 miles) cost £10bn?

To get done once for accepting freebie theatre tickets may be regarded as a misfortune; to get done twice looks like carelessness. thetimes.com/article/8b1556…

You’ll find that life is still almost just about worthwhile, if you just smile… thetimes.com/article/03ec4d…

Genuinely cannot believe that on June 10 of this year, the transfer window is *not* going to slam shut, and will instead just be left on the latch for six days.

Aaaaaaaabsolutely loved Seth Rogen’s The Studio. thetimes.com/article/e16ce2…

Absolutely brilliant letter.

Not over yet but…when was the last time the league finished with thirteen teams between Liverpool and Man Utd..?

So….will there be homes in Portugal and Spain with solar panels and battery storage who are just carrying on as normal?

Papal conclave. YOU choose the new joke! The new Private Eye is out now

Being deeply triggered this morning by the phrase "sequel to the Gruffalo." This is *already a sequel to the Gruffalo.*

Well this was great. 9pm…bbc one…etc…

Genuinely thrilled that several of the Bananarama puns I rejected as too tenuous for this are right there in the comments…. Keir’s Starmer-Rama show is really saying … nothing thetimes.com/article/27eb58…

It was delivered by Ofgem, responding to global gas prices

Been umming and arring for about half an hour now over what to say here, but I’ll have to give up as there isn’t anything that I can possibly add, other than just to say thank you the outstanding person that is Archie Bland for having had the courage to write it.