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KAnnan

Twitter should be cancelled for this

This election has turned me into a USPSimp

Ham has really cornered the market on "hocks"

Give Stacey Abrams, Fair Fight, the New Georgia Project, and every single organizer that has made this possible all of the credit. All of it. What they have done in Georgia is remarkable.

we need to eliminate the capital gains tax to make sure this never happens again

So excited to announce I’ve finally been published in the magazine that originally made me want to be a writer!

thank you, new york times

RIP Chick Corea. The Return to Forever project remains one of the most technically magnificent creations of cosmic slop ever laid down. A blueprint for genre fusion and deep galactic jazz. The fossil fuel for an eternity of rap samples. youtube.com/watch?v=vIOk3m…

Guy looks like Dostoevsky in an IKEA

I hate that mustard gas sounds like it might smell good

Oh I’m not an athlete? Then how could I have possibly attended

This subject line is designed to whip middle-aged white guys into a frenzy

mom, can you pick me up? my bit didn’t land

I am also in a band called Crub. Please check out our debut music video and come see us live on 9/29!

I have a huge announcement. My biggest ever. Nothing is going on with me. Latest for The New Yorker Humor newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

The new Crub EP “Welcome To My Life” is available NOW! You can stream it wherever you stream music and/or buy it on bandcamp. It is good - please get. “Please get.” - Nate

crub.bandcamp.com/album/welcome-…