Me, after taking a wrong turning and adding 25 minutes to my journey: “That wasn’t a shortcut….. that was a directors cut!” everyone laughed at least a little, one person said “that was good, I liked that”

#ACMS 🏰London The Phoenix 📅Monday October 16th 🎟️£8 advance, from wegottickets.com/event/588276 😻 hosted by @siandocksey & thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy., with e.g. Amelia Bayler, @FayeTreacy, tom whiston AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & NB folk, and comics who've done ACMS before, DM us yr name

you: “I’d like to see Saw tonight” me: “what are you, a ten year old?! what is this, a playground?” another film nerd dunked on! how does he do it

Everyone, come to #ACMS at The Phoenix on Monday, tom whiston is on and we have no idea what he's going to be up to.

Alcoholic drinks should by law have a little umbrella in them

writing down all your dune tweets so i can reproduce them as my own glorious work in 6 years time when the next one comes out

When another boy has a b̶a̶l̶l̶o̶o̶n̶ sorry lack of awareness you're doing a Glasgow Comedy Festival gig tonight, at Nice N Sleazy, in character as a barbershop singer...

when I see a fuckin break

tom whiston Ooh, great opportunity for your good self here!!! x.com/bertsesame/sta…

In Edinburgh this summer? Come see: a) us at 23:55 in Monkey Barrel Comedy One, Sundays-Wednesdays tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/alter…, with e.g. Alison Spittle, Queen Camilla Parker- Lols, Reuben R Kaye, tom whiston and this lovely lot on in the third week b) everyone we recommend too noblefailure.org/ed24

Absolutely blazing into second place is tom whiston we saw his show the dandy Daniels last night and it was absolutely phenomenal just like his time of 01:48.209 Go and check his shows out, he has a kids show (the kids always win) and the dandy Daniels! tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/tom-w…

Someone give tom whiston & his boys a shitload of money to make whatever they want. The Dandy Daniels is so creative & that's 2 years in a row where I've seen Tom come up w/ characters & stories that are whole & inimitable & charming & funny & poignant. & he sings like an angel??

"Just the sort of silly, puerile, crackers show that #EdFringe needs for kids." MarrsioFootball crowns 'The Kids Always Win' ★★★★NAE BAD wp.me/p3S2mm-4DM Gilded Balloon @EdFringe

Only at Edinburgh Festival Fringe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Huge thanks to the Dandy Daniels for coming on, go check out there show! 🎲🤝💈 If you want to see more of our D&D shenanigans check us out at Gilded Balloon Patter Hoose at 5:40pm! Ticket link in our bio 🎟️