You can't be my ex if we dated before my degree. That was an uneducated decision.

Type of women you meet in Diani the morning before your afternoon flight

Bro to bro:

Asked this girl out and she told me to let her think about it, she came back later with a yes, but i turned her down, As the Great Johan Cruyff would say, If you have second thoughts on playing for us, then you're not needed. Thank you Cryuff for inspiring me.

He didn't say weapons wouldn't form. He said they wouldn't prosper!

That pays very well with a good working environment and kind colleagues as well

Tweets za I got accepted, I got an internship, I got a job, I made to the passlist, I graduated hunibamba sana. One win for the boys is for us all.

Chelsea moved From conference league admin to club World Cup admin

You are not a baddie. You’re just half náked and niggas are horny

Me adding " Temperature " whenever asked for factors that affect any process in biology

And may we never need the help of those we burned bridges with.

Nimeambia mumamaz nataka jersey akaninunulia ng'ombe

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Hi Man a Baldman My enemies are not suffering. Please advise. Thank you.

Wale Wamama mnaharibu vijana wadogoo,kwani hamnioni ?

Alcohol wont take you anywhere i strongly stand with NACADA .

Bruce PRINCE DUKE Badges are available at ksh 100...

This shawrie really stopped mid-stroke to tell me "ni kumoto manzeee"

Deleting in a few💕💃🏽💋