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Happy Birthday Morrissey 🎉🥳

“YOU’RE A FASCIST!” - James O’Brien DESTROYS caller for praising Donald Trump - (parody only)

Goodnight all

Night all

The ‘More Reasons To Shop At Morrisons’ jingle doesn’t scan. And it boils my brain.

That’s me that is. Travelling North towards the heavens. At 3 times the speed of sound. Happy Days. #VirginGalactic

«When you do something right and your boss actually sees it»

Sad headline in today's Telegraph.

Incredible. The most talented impressionist in the land. By some considerable margin. This lad’s gonna be Huge.

“I’ve known the shark for years, he’s a great friend of mine. I’ve no idea why he’s eating people.”

If there’s one thing we need you to do right now, Nigel Farage MP it’s to fuck the fuck off. Thank you.

The amount of people offering lifts and going out of their way to make sure their fellow fans and people they don’t even know can get home safe is what Liverpool is about, not what happened on Water Street ❤️💙

This is a lovely thread. David McKee told me so much about the making of Mr Benn: 'I didn't really know what I was doing, that's why Mr Benn looks as it does'. David, you did a Fabulous job. So did everyone else who made those most excellent programmes.

Tonight I will be stood standing staring in awe. At a UNESCO World Heritage Sight: The Immortal IGGY POP.

BREAKING: Trump just claimed at the Elon Musk / DOGE Press Conference that Biden spent $8 Million to make mice transgender. FACT CHECK: He's an imbecile: He's confusing Transgender mice with Transgenic mice, which are genetically modified mice used in medical and biological

Shilling

The Battle of Britain Memorial Flight has a mission to commemorate those who fought, and died, for their country in the effort for peace. However, today we celebrate the remarkable achievements of one of our own, as she reaches a milestone in her career.

I love the smell of burning Bears in the morning.