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Trump plays a small intimate UK show before election 🇺🇸 #USElection2024

Lottery Winners have been getting into trouble for chatting shit about BRIT schoolers. Who would even want to be one these days? Nurtured to become the next propaganda mouthpiece of the BBC, then sell your soul in exchange for a fanbase of brain dead guardian readers. Thoughts?

I don’t know much about Hell, but I think they’d probably make me perform Defying Gravity every day dressed as the green witch.

Just a word of advice, never use AWAL for music distribution. They are snakes, who hide behind automated emails. Probably going to have to re-upload a year old EP through a new distributor. Not ideal. I haven’t broken any YouTube community guidelines. Not a single one. PAY. ME.

In Noel Edmond’s lore, was the banker from deal or no deal ever revealed to be Mr. Blobby? Also, Merry Christmas x

I can’t believe I’m still arguing with AWAL. They removed my EP and refuse to pay me because I “broke YouTube community guidelines”. Literally have it in writing from YouTube that this never happened. Are there other Artists out there AWAL is doing this to? Please get in touch.

End the licence fee now. We’re paying to fund a media organisation that’s choosing American majors, over helping the UK grassroots economy.

The more I mess around with Udio the more convinced I am that Sabrina Carpenter has never existed and is actually AI generated.

I’m going into the studio this week to record the next Trunky EP / Album. Some of you are going to hate it. Some of you are going to love it. it’s the best thing I’ve ever written. No artist in the UK has done what I’m about to do.

My new songs are very quiet, and very loud. Honestly, I’ve only made bubblegum pop music rubbish until right now. I just can’t wait for the real Trunkomaniacs to hear it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZEjI…

200 quid is too much to watch Ozzy mime.

The gold standard for half time shows. m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iYm9…

I want to do a song that’s basically just the theme tune from grandstand, but I’ll croon over it, with lyrics about how telly was better in the 90’s.

VAR would be loads better if there was tense music, maybe some blue lights that come on as well. And a drum roll.

🚨Here’s a little Dylan cover for all the people here with exquisite music taste.

Best thing any of them have recorded in ages.

Imagine an artist who’s writing the absolute best stuff, but they’re wearing a trilby hat. We’ve all got a trilby hat, in the metaphorical sense. And we all think it looks or sounds good. Like my hair. What else is an instant ‘ick’ for you when you look at a band or artist?

🚨🎤 Welcome to Doggie - a forgotten Durham village the telly ignores. Acoustic, raw, bit of a laugh, the real deal straight from the horse’s mouth. This is the 'Dogtown Blues'. Album’s coming. What you reckon?

1 Gorilla vs 100 Men